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Have you ever run away from home? Why? What happened?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

I ran away to London to be a New Romantic. I didn't become a New Romantic and came home 3 days later, went back to school and did my O levels.

bitterqueen 17:54, reply

Last night. Not my home but my brother's. I'd warrant there's more peace and harmony on the Gaza Strip. Split up or fuck off.

auntie_betty 17:11, reply

Yes, there was a voice that kept on calling me. Down the road is where I'll always be *licks balls*

spank_daley 16:18, reply

I said: "Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together"

"I've got some real estate here in my bag"

So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies

And we walked off to look for America.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 13:29, reply

bobbifleckmann 13:13, reply

Got as far as the pub.

sputnik1 12:24, reply

I did try and run away and join the circus after seeing this:

dawnsyndrome 10:57, reply

No

mount_st_nobody 10:56, reply

it was more of a waddle. Lasted until I saw the Ice Cream Van and I had to go back and ask Mum for the money.

mrsix 9:46, reply

Well I guess one night in desperation I tried to break away. I bought a gun, stole a car, tried to run, but I didn't get far. And my mum cried.

roger_mycock 9:41, reply

But then Mummy wouldn't give me her special kisses.

bubastis 9:32, reply

Reader, I married that tramp.

deep_stoat 9:24, reply

Everyday...its called work

whats_the_beef_chief 8:22, reply

Let's just say Mum won't go for tapas without me again

sec 8:01, reply

I was six, packed a jam sandwich on the back of my trike and pedalled off up the hill. I was stopped and turned round by Mrs Elliot before I could fall into a life of smack and cardboard boxes.

toxicshop 6:52, reply