Well I guess one night in desperation I tried to break away. I bought a gun, stole a car, tried to run, but I didn't get far. And my mum cried.

roger_mycock Wed 1 Feb 9:41, (Answer / reply)

I was six, packed a jam sandwich on the back of my trike and pedalled off up the hill. I was stopped and turned round by Mrs Elliot before I could fall into a life of smack and cardboard boxes.

toxicshop Wed 1 Feb 6:52, (Answer / reply)

No

mount_st_nobody Wed 1 Feb 10:56, (Answer / reply)

it was more of a waddle. Lasted until I saw the Ice Cream Van and I had to go back and ask Mum for the money.

mrsix Wed 1 Feb 9:46, (Answer / reply)

Yes, there was a voice that kept on calling me. Down the road is where I'll always be *licks balls*

spank_daley Wed 1 Feb 16:18, (Answer / reply)

Let's just say Mum won't go for tapas without me again

sec Wed 1 Feb 8:01, (Answer / reply)

I ran away to London to be a New Romantic. I didn't become a New Romantic and came home 3 days later, went back to school and did my O levels.

bitterqueen Wed 1 Feb 17:54, (Answer / reply)

Everyday...its called work

whats_the_beef_chief Wed 1 Feb 8:22, (Answer / reply)

Reader, I married that tramp.

deep_stoat Wed 1 Feb 9:24, (Answer / reply)

Last night. Not my home but my brother's. I'd warrant there's more peace and harmony on the Gaza Strip. Split up or fuck off.

auntie_betty Wed 1 Feb 17:11, (Answer / reply)

But then Mummy wouldn't give me her special kisses.

bubastis Wed 1 Feb 9:32, (Answer / reply)

Got as far as the pub.

sputnik1 Wed 1 Feb 12:24, (Answer / reply)

I did try and run away and join the circus after seeing this:

dawnsyndrome Wed 1 Feb 10:57, (Answer / reply)

bobbifleckmann Wed 1 Feb 13:13, (Answer / reply)

I said: "Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together"

"I've got some real estate here in my bag"

So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies

And we walked off to look for America.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Wed 1 Feb 13:29, (Answer / reply)