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What's wrong with the UK right now?

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The money grabbing cunts in charge of the Banks and Government. Countries should work for the populous, not against it for profit.

mrsix Thu 2 Feb 9:27, (Answer / reply)

Entitlement - misplaced and well-placed senses of.

father_gadd Thu 2 Feb 5:54, (Answer / reply)


The vast majority of people are as thick as pig shit.

whats_the_beef_chief Thu 2 Feb 8:00, (Answer / reply)


Having to think about whether you're British or English/Irish/Welsh/Scotch* (delete as) or whether you come from / live in Britain/UK/England/Wales/NornIron/Scotchland, depending on the situation, the person you're talking to or the form you are filling in.

raskol Thu 2 Feb 12:42, (Answer / reply)

Easy phone-in quizzes on Day Time TV.. Make the questions harder and you won't have millions wasting their money on premium numbers which leads to spiralling debts, which means they need to take credit card/loans, which they then can't repay, which plunges the banks into crisis which means more government debt that brings about benefit cuts, which means a disenfranchised youth, that equals riots.

jonnyteasmaid Thu 2 Feb 13:55, (Answer / reply)

Since 1990 all the governments & politicians we have elected have been too busy chasing money, directorships, & clunge around to worry about what might be best for the long term future of the country. All that has mattered to these fuckers is what policy can keep them personally in power and on the gravy train for as long as possible, not what might give this country a stable, long term economic future.

So now we are all looking into the abyss and no one can think of anything to say.

roger_mycock Thu 2 Feb 7:25, (Answer / reply)


Right now it's that I've run out of milk. Later on it'll be something else, hopefully not as serious.

deep_stoat Thu 2 Feb 11:03, (Answer / reply)

The time seems to be a couple of minutes out. If we fix that everything else should be OK.

mr_e_mann Thu 2 Feb 10:08, (Answer / reply)

People are THROWING AWAY PORNOGRAPHY! IN BINS!! www.kentonline.co.uk/kentonline/news/2012/february/2/porn_mags.aspx What's wrong with these perverts?

mrs_ivy_trellis Thu 2 Feb 11:33, (Answer / reply)

The fat, curly, little twat on 'My Child The Rioter' the other night.

zygmunt Thu 2 Feb 11:38, (Answer / reply)

Its grass. Not green enough.

hack_daniels Thu 2 Feb 9:22, (Answer / reply)

Not even I could blame rafe for this mess

sec Thu 2 Feb 7:50, (Answer / reply)

pink_oboe Thu 2 Feb 17:10, (Answer / reply)

Too many repeats on telly. It's like watching Heart Radio

sputnik1 Thu 2 Feb 16:25, (Answer / reply)

It's probably that bug that's going around. Her next door had it. You know, Ireland.

popfiction Thu 2 Feb 11:49, (Answer / reply)

Fuck knoes haven't been there for a year... hoping to avoid the godforsaken shitehole for another few months as well. You can have yer feckin fish and chips.

jonmac Thu 2 Feb 15:10, (Answer / reply)

Common people

rick_gassko Thu 2 Feb 11:45, (Answer / reply)

I thought a lot, then Goodwin lost his title, and I thought "Good on those Tories, they're sorting out the banking crisis".

bubastis Thu 2 Feb 11:54, (Answer / reply)

Too fucking cold.

splut_cunker Thu 2 Feb 8:56, (Answer / reply)

Pretty much what roger_mycock poster said. Oh, and X-Factor.

cheryls_right_hook Thu 2 Feb 11:01, (Answer / reply)

Ticket touts on eBay, bike thieves and cash machines that charge you for withdrawals.

mount_st_nobody Thu 2 Feb 12:04, (Answer / reply)

in all seriousness (and i'm not one) it's cunts moaning about people being paid more than them. stop whining and do something produductive. "i mean all that speilberg twat does is point a camera". the fuck up in this country is not bankers etc it's people blaming other people.

blackkettle Thu 2 Feb 17:24, (Answer / reply)


We still can't lay claim to sending the first cunt into space
dawnsyndrome Thu 2 Feb 10:27, (Answer / reply)

er, the UK?

les_mcdanger Thu 2 Feb 1:42, (Answer / reply)

Invent a new flavour of Pot Noodle.

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