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Snog, marry, avoid. Who? Why?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Snog - Kate Moss - because she IS skanky.

Marry - Christina Ricci - I could wake up to those tits every day: fake or otherwise and she would be grateful.

Avoid - Tracey Emin. The face I could cope with given her body is pretty fit, but the self-hatred and learned elitism would gnaw away like a worm in an apple. Urgh.

beaverwastemanagement 0:23, reply

Snog Marry Avoid Have you seen them lips?! Brooding faux rude bwoy Over hyped gorilla

electrogal 23:59, reply

Tracey Emin - beautiful tits, ugly cunt.

edmor 22:23, reply

Tracy Emin, Tracy Emin, Tracy Emin. I am nothing if not consistent

lennie 15:50, reply

Snog - Alexander Skarsgard (look at him!!)

Marry - Michael Fassbender (look at him too!!)

Avoid - Ryan Reynolds (cat's bum mouth)

glitterkitty 14:26, reply

The Olson sisters. Don't really care what order

mount_st_nobody 14:05, reply

Kate Moss because shes dirty and skanky, any old, sick and rich woman, su pollard

bubbleboy 12:53, reply

SNOG

MARRY

AVOID:

dawnsyndrome 10:34, reply

Heidi Klum, while avoiding my current girlfriend...

mr_apricot 10:16, reply

Scarlet Johansson, because - well have you seen her? Natalie Portman, because she is lovely Kate Moss, dirty and skanky.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 9:02, reply

deep_stoat, rafe, patmchunt

sec 8:28, reply

Just avoid...its safer

whats_the_beef_chief 8:20, reply

Sarah Chalke, Penny Smith, Angelina Jolie. Because she's lovely but a little too young for me. Because she's lovely and just the right age for me. Because she looks like a stick insect and clearly as mad as a bag of badgers falling down a staircase.

roger_mycock 7:05, reply

It's Jenny Frost. And because it's brilliant.

deep_stoat 0:50, reply