Snog - Kate Moss - because she IS skanky.
Marry - Christina Ricci - I could wake up to those tits every day: fake or otherwise and she would be grateful.
Avoid - Tracey Emin. The face I could cope with given her body is pretty fit, but the self-hatred and learned elitism would gnaw away like a worm in an apple. Urgh.
beaverwastemanagement 0:23, reply
Snog Marry Avoid Have you seen them lips?! Brooding faux rude bwoy Over hyped gorilla
electrogal 23:59, reply
Snog - Alexander Skarsgard (look at him!!)
Marry - Michael Fassbender (look at him too!!)
Avoid - Ryan Reynolds (cat's bum mouth)
glitterkitty 14:26, reply
Scarlet Johansson, because - well have you seen her? Natalie Portman, because she is lovely Kate Moss, dirty and skanky.
whitemaninhammersmithpalais 9:02, reply
Sarah Chalke, Penny Smith, Angelina Jolie. Because she's lovely but a little too young for me. Because she's lovely and just the right age for me. Because she looks like a stick insect and clearly as mad as a bag of badgers falling down a staircase.



