deep_stoat Tue 7 Feb 0:30, (Answer / reply)

A caged Simon Callow. He could amuse me all day with *ever-so hilarious* Dickensian rambles.

fayekorgazm Tue 7 Feb 9:37, (Answer / reply)

Animals should not have owners, what are they your slaves? www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/27/seaworld-killer-whales-anti-slavery

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Tue 7 Feb 6:25, (Answer / reply)

Christian the Lion

sec Tue 7 Feb 7:41, (Answer / reply)

Well...Durrrr

mrs_ivy_trellis Tue 7 Feb 11:33, (Answer / reply)

An 11-month-old Jack Russell terrier, free to good home. But my cat-loving wife and daughters say no.

sputnik1 Tue 7 Feb 10:09, (Answer / reply)

A three toed Sloth. I met one in Venezuela once, he was cool.

bathwithkirsty Tue 7 Feb 9:33, (Answer / reply)

............or a lovely elephant icon

workingclasszero Tue 7 Feb 13:29, (Answer / reply)

A unicorn with a diamond encrusted dildo as a horn.

lennie Tue 7 Feb 12:08, (Answer / reply)

It doesn't matter, they all leave. Everything leaves.

roger_mycock Tue 7 Feb 7:18, (Answer / reply)

monkeyhat Tue 7 Feb 10:57, (Answer / reply)

A cat burglar

lennie Tue 7 Feb 9:53, (Answer / reply)

9.38am and no swastika'd pony? Standards are slipping, in my day it was all fields etc and so on & so forth....

father_gadd Tue 7 Feb 9:39, (Answer / reply)

The Commodore PET 2001. By poking it inappropriately you can make it blow up.

webmong Tue 7 Feb 11:54, (Answer / reply)

A black tom.

bubastis Tue 7 Feb 7:54, (Answer / reply)

Hector....he even comes with his own house.

bubbleboy Tue 7 Feb 11:16, (Answer / reply)

Christian the Lion

sec Tue 7 Feb 7:31, (Answer / reply)

whats_the_beef_chief Tue 7 Feb 0:15, (Answer / reply)