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Animal week: Which two animals should be interbred? What would it be called?

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A baboon and a badger. It can call itself anything it fucking wants.

toxicshop Fri 10 Feb 8:33, (Answer / reply)


Anything that can produce an Anemone anomaly. Please.

doughlaundry Fri 10 Feb 11:47, (Answer / reply)


Swans and goldfish. And it is spelt 'bread'.

scat_man Fri 10 Feb 15:06, (Answer / reply)

Victoria and David Beckham. It would be called something really, really stupid.

bitterqueen Fri 10 Feb 6:38, (Answer / reply)

A Womble and the maggots in Jimmy Saville's corpse. Or Mike Batt and J.S's corpse. Or a big fucking threesome with Great Uncle Bulgaria, MB and JS's corpse.

edmor Fri 10 Feb 0:46, (Answer / reply)

An Eagle & a Beagle to make a Beagleagly

lennie Fri 10 Feb 9:40, (Answer / reply)

Two party animals...

...Bobbi Kristina.

hack_daniels Sun 12 Feb 10:27, (Answer / reply)

I don't think this kind of thing should be encouraged.

7zark7 Fri 10 Feb 14:49, (Answer / reply)

Anyone from the cast of TOWIE & anyone from the cast of Geordie Shore. The resultant mutant creature could be called a Talentlesscunt.

roger_mycock Fri 10 Feb 6:23, (Answer / reply)

A bear with a manpig

splut_cunker Fri 10 Feb 8:19, (Answer / reply)

A cockerel and an anteater. It should be called an anterel.

theabominablehoman Sun 12 Feb 19:52, (Answer / reply)

Me and any female poster (My login at googgle mail) and we'd call it a fucking miracle

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Fri 10 Feb 7:58, (Answer / reply)

An alsatian and Debbie McGee.

deep_stoat Fri 10 Feb 10:46, (Answer / reply)
Wild Boar & a Hippopotamus - the biggest honey glazed spit roast ever invented. Known as 'Dinner'.
Or a Bulldog & a Shih Tzu = A Bullshit (© Dumb & Dumber)
barrakas Fri 10 Feb 10:10, (Answer / reply)

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whats_the_beef_chief Fri 10 Feb 8:51, (Answer / reply)

A Hippo and a duckling... dirty bastards

mrs_ivy_trellis Fri 10 Feb 12:34, (Answer / reply)

sputnik1 Fri 10 Feb 14:23, (Answer / reply)

Invent a new flavour of Pot Noodle.

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